Thursday, May 25, 2006
here's something to cool you down.

some jokes i found in the net.

joke 1:
finding a brass lamp,an ambitious man rubs it vigorously. A ginie appears and grants him one wish.
"i want a spectacular job,a challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has dared to try,"the man says.
the genie waves his hands and transforms the man into a housewife.

joke 2:
An atheist is walking through the forest when Big Foot jumps out at him.as he approaches menacingly,the atheist yells,"lord, save me!"
seconds later,a voice rumbles from heaven,"i thought you didn't believe in me."
"well," the man says,"until a minute ago, i didn't believe in Big Foot either."

dictionary:
atheist is one who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods.
big foot is someone ur parents know,so go as ur parents.

super not funny,hope it chilled ur nerves severely.
-japanese occupation faced death at Thursday, May 25, 2006

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it's been sometime since i last blogged....hu cares!

darn,i hate interclass soccer.

reviewing back to 2004,there we are,2/4 and 2D,in the finals.it was a draw and it went into penalties,guess wad,we lost.

now in 2006,the same thing is happening.
4/5 4C against 4B 4D,damn this time it was close.
we kinda controlled the game,abit too much.lots of chances,lots of misses.

there it goes again,penalties.
will history repeats itself?
well,we lost,again.

well some history i have.
i have:
never won a penalty shootout decided match,
scored all my penalties(tts surprising),
all against Mustaqim,
all against normal tech related teams,
all on the right side,
all of which the keeper nearly saved,but went in,

btw here's another interesting fact, jim's soccer team have met with the normal tech class for the past 4 yrs in the tournament, including 2 finals.

i hate losing in final,in penalties,but it certainly beats having no medals at all.

tink the people join the team with me from 4/5 are gems,seriously.
look at yee yew,though the final he wasn't at his supreme best but his still is very good.

jun xiang for once was okae,cos he cut out his selfish acts and played defensively.look at the way he played when he first played against 4A 5A.
a goal.wow...

gabriel is good.though he is not the tallest guy in the penalty box,he goes for all balls.
throughly deserves his goal,a killers finish tt even henry will be proud of.

lastly derek.
i tink there's nth left for me to say about him,cos people have said almost every fantastic thing about him.
Dun fret derek,though u miss the kick,i tink the effort u put in throughout the competition out weighs tt small error.

darn shld have scored from the free kick.
blasted the ball as hard as i could,maybe at speed of 60km/h?
oh well,maybe god didn't want it to go in.

next up:chinese 'o' level.
got a remarkable 69 for the chinese common test.
oh god let me get a freaking A1 so tt i can stop learning chinese!
-japanese occupation faced death at Thursday, May 25, 2006

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Saturday, May 20, 2006
haha,i'm having trouble sleeping due to the amount of lactic acid in my freaking body.dunno if it's true.

interclass soccer is damn tiring,we had to play like 3 games in a short session.considering the fact that i'm severely unfit,i tink playing 3 full games is a remarkable achievement already.

next in the list is 4/1.
well,wish them good luck,cos they really need it.

ytd night was a horror,took some heavy dosage of pills to knock me unconcious.
WOOHOO!

woke up next morning at 7am,i could still feel the effects of the drugs.
my body was breaking,my legs were crumbling,my body was disintegrating....not so serious actually.
just felt extremely sleepy.

guess wad,i went to meet up with gregory,kiat yao and company to play basketball.
i tot they were late,actually they were at a different court playing basketball.
oh well,i played soccer with a bunch of thailand idoits and korean bulls.
teamed with some mad skillful lazy malays,we kinda trashed them,quite badly in fact.
cnt remeber the score,onli thing i know is they kept picking balls out of their net.
they called reinforcements,old reinforcements-some old uncles in their 50s and 60s and even 70s came to help them.

it worked brillantlly,they started scoring,we started slacking.
it felt kinda sucks to pick 5 consecutive balls from our own net,but hu really cares if u can score 6 more?

damn tired,dam painful.i was playing bare footed.
tt bloody guys were stamping on my feet,but like was henry said,i'm not a girl,i just continued playing,wads different this time is that i played with an intention to kill.

as i played,one incident proved to me tt the whole bunch of them forgot to bring their brains with them this morning.
one of them banged me into the walls while i ran down the side.
guess wad his friends said to me?
korean idoit :'aye,careful of the wall,dun bang into them and hurt urself.'
alan :'......-.=!'

btw he spoke to me in broken english,with a extremely strong korean accent.

tell me something i dunno and let me tell u something i confirm and surely know.
which freaking bastard in right mind in this world would wannna bang himself into a concrete wall when he have the ball under his feet?
well,except for those idoit,no one.

then kiat yao called me,and we went to play basketball with the rest for another 2 hrs i tink.
damn tired,felt like breaking apart,really.

oh well,next target:

• concede no goals in the interclass tournament(shldn't be a problem)
• be less eccentric
• grow fatter
• watch Da Vinci Code
• conquer chinese 'o' level
• sleep at least 13hrs

alright now,plz leave my blog.
thanks



-japanese occupation faced death at Saturday, May 20, 2006

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Friday, May 19, 2006
by now,u shld have heard the new song i have placed in my blog.

in case if u are scratching ur heads to figure out the name of ur songs,dun fret,i'll tell u.

it's called Da4 Tou2 dian3
sang by jay himself,but certain not written by him.

enjoy the song and i hope u go deaf listening to it.
-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 19, 2006

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disgusted and irritated,severely!

i tink definately by now,there are surely some people(or maybe 2 girls) who are unhappy with wad i have written.

my reply:so wad? i dun give a fucking bloody damn to wad u tink,seriously.

i onli write the truths and facts.i dun have to fabricate tales,play act or even make a mountain out of freaking small molehill.

plz have a good look at yourself in the mirror and reflect about urself----wad have u done to allow me to complain about u.(btw i dun say things for no good reasons,even if i wan to,both of u won't have the honours of being critised by me)

sorry for insulting anyone by now,but i realli dun give a damn.plz dun forgive me for insulting u,i dun want it anyway.

u maybe the ones tt dun like wad i say,but i dun fabricate tales (i dun have to),i make the topic a discussive one----to allow people to have the freedom to think and reflect about wad has happened.i have the right to say wad i want too,other than racist comments.

u dun like it?
i DUN REALLY CARE!

dun tink ur tt dam good for me to critise,sometimes others are talking about someone else,dun tink tt all gossips tt u heard around u is about u,dun tink ur tt damn big,ur making me puke,#$%&^*%#$!$%HAHA$&U@#

pardon my eccentric side of me,my friends,cos tt side hates losers.

-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 19, 2006

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
minds of 4/5

dunno wads going wrong,everyone seems to be going mad.
the lastest: jun xiang going mad.

in class, he kinda got bullied by gabriel,tiong peng,yee yew,wei xun and the 2/3 gang,and i mean bullied badly.

he kinda became abit weird after the isolation policy taken by carrie--she argued with jun xiang and obviously,she won.both of them seperated their tables shortly.

here comes the exciting part.derek and jun xian used water to carve out a box,a prison cell for jun xiang.he stayed there for quite some time,tink is about 2 periods.

whenever he start to talk,we all dao him.damn funny,damn hilarious.

soon,there was a stench coming from outside,i saw that felicia was not having her shoes on.

i told derek:'aye derek,i tink the stench is coming from there.(pointing at aloy's socks.'
obviously,felicia turned to look.think she got wad we meant by the stench.
she wore her shoes quickly IMMEDIATELY.

while jun xiang was in jail,i wanted to have a wager on how long miss poon will drag on after the bell goes.i asked him if he was scared,then suddenely--
he opened his eyes big big,and thumped his chest loudly.
tio the SHOCK of my life.

derek,tommy and i went to block 202 to eat lunch.
while we were talking about jun xiang,jun xiang suddenly appeared out of nowhere with aloy and beneducky.

derek:'aye,we all dao him.'
tommy:'hi ben'
all:'hi ben','hi aloy'
junxiang:'alan...blah blah blah blah blah,ya ya ya.'
derek:'sorry jun xiang,...'
jun xiang stomped away,much like a girl.

as usual we all laugh laugh laugh and more laugh.

THEN

we saw him walking one big round to go back to school,damn shocking,dam scary.













if u are a friend of jun xiang and is in the same banded class as him,plz treat him like a king,cos i'm afriad to see him go bonkers.
-japanese occupation faced death at Wednesday, May 17, 2006

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Friday, May 12, 2006
a few weeks ago,derek told me to shift the video up,so here it is derek.
this video isn't the full version,if u wan the full version tell me in school or whenever u can.i'll try to get it.



-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 12, 2006

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hey all.
as u may have already know,world cup's coming.pundits are predicting,people are already betting.brazil are currently on the top of the minds of those pundits to win this world cup held in Germany.
think brazil gonna sweep all off their legs and win comfortably,i see no reasons why they cnt,cnt see any country tt can match them,maybe england.
Brazil:"thou shall stop us from reaching the finals"
maybe they are right.
that juninho for example.
this set piece master of brazil,currently plying his trade in france,lyon,can easily walk into any first team in england,is regularly a bench warmer.

Reasons?
1)there are also many who can take free kicks and score from them.

2)too many world class player in brazil.

3)i dun think i need to say any more.
which this kind of world class squad,which manager in the world would give a fucking damn?

-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 12, 2006

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Thursday, May 11, 2006
i dunno wads going on in jun xiang's head.he says sentences like,"senond week of monday," and "class, go for chem lab to bio lesson!"
WTH
if monday had a second week,then we would have 2 months for our june holidays.
-japanese occupation faced death at Thursday, May 11, 2006

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
today,i witnessed something worthy of winning an oscar award.if ur from my class,u know wad i'm talking about.
yeah,it the ball hit women show or simply 'fainted'
starting derek as the bully,me and rynel as the 2 man wall and candice the victim and of cos the wall as the goal post.
here's the plot of the story.derek kicks the ball and it floats in the air,very very very very very very very very very very very very very getting tired very very very very very very very sloooooowwwwlly.
POP!goes the weasel!
it hits candice on the forehead,great header!
the 2 man wall went ,'oh no!'
the victim faints,and continue to faint thru out bio.
the way she fainted is on par with the way rynel fainted in the bio lab,or even better.
during history,miss zaiton stood near the back door of our class and called carrie out from 4/4.then derek said,"if candice is in 4/5,i jump down from that window."
it all came true,poor derek.
if anyone said that the sound of the recess bell had revival power,he must be telling the truth.candice woke up from her long sleep.
wad do u tink after reading this?
poor old derek,dunno if he saw a black cat or bird this morning.
the moral of the story,dun play soccer in front of mentally weak personals,cos when they faint,ur in deep shit.
-japanese occupation faced death at Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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hey all.
today was the best day i ever endured for quite some time.here's wad happened.
during bio,th test paper was released,and u know wad?i got a fraking 21/30
not very much,but it was my SEQ-like qn that killed me.got kinda confused by tommy,though my stupidity playe a huge role too,and got 0 out of 6!quite remarkable.arghhh!!#%%^#$#
not too bad lor.but the best has yet to come.during chinese,the chinese common test was released,and guess wad again,i got a remarkable 48/70 for it!
quite good ya know.
derek shouted,"yes i passed!"
then tommy told me,"dun pass very wad ya know..."
then i heard my name and received my paper.
48/70!
i immediately scanned across to see the name.yeah,it's me alright.
haha,everyone started kaobei-in me.felt kinda out of this world.WOOHOO!
in short,today's a totally different day,huat ar!
-japanese occupation faced death at Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
to all the kids out there,here's a story.
once upon a time,in southern bangladesh,there lived an alien,called 'da' head.head had many friends at first,he had many friends and was well liked by many.
i dunno wad strucked him on his head and he became humji and scheming,but i certainly know that he tried to be 'dao' to other ppl and when he got into trouble,he hid behind his friend,hoping that his friend,hu had foreign support could help he by protecting it.as always,such plans always fail and he got SLAPPED.
anger took control of him and he started to create alot of suspicion around his remaining friends.thinking that his plans would not backfire,he continued to do more of it.the result--it backfired,big time.
people started to hate him.his shooting skils sucks and i mean SUCKS BIG TIME.but he always though he was shevchenko--a marksman.the way he talks and play is totally different.he says as if he is very good but practically he dare not do wad he said, wad a loser.
when the backstabbin thingy started to spread around like bird flu,people suspected him and questioned him.he,as usual tink he is the king,but people thinks he's a slave,i tink so too.dun u tink so too?
he has too much ego,too much pride to admit his mistakes,perhaps trying to impress the opposite sex.maybe trying too hard.havingn pride is good,but having too much pride to listen to comments is bad.
when people had a debate with him,he did not defend himself,hardly.the only thing he did was to push blames around,trying to divert attention.i tink he is merely trying to get more people to die with him,smart but not smart enough.
now,he is nothing but a speck of dust in a corner,destroyed,humiliated.but he still acts as if he is the king he once though to have been.
so now,boys and girls,the moral of the story is to put is to treat ur friends like human and not animals.talk less gossips about ppl and u will bnefit from it.
-japanese occupation faced death at Tuesday, May 09, 2006

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if a new kind of soccer is to be invented,my class just did so.yea it's called 'street' soccer,street as in there is no rule,just simply whack the person with the ball.
kinda fun,kinda painful.
i suffered 3 COMBO ATTACKS,mainly from tiong peng,derek and shawal.WOOHOO!
tio stunned there for like 3 seconds and they continued their combos,kinda painful,each hit was kinda like a bee sting.(okae maybe not)
if anyone wants to torture themselves and cnt find a legal way to do it,come to my class after school to be beaten up.=D
-japanese occupation faced death at Tuesday, May 09, 2006

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Sunday, May 07, 2006
voting's fun,when u see so many spoilt votes.this shows how many IDOITS there is in Singapore.imagine someone drawing a picture on it,or even insulting the party by putting words like 'fuck you' on the blank.
-japanese occupation faced death at Sunday, May 07, 2006

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PAP won the elction quite comfortably i must say,getting 82 out of 84 seats ain't no easy feat.however,there are somethings u must know.take wad i'm gonna say as a pinch of salt.
PAP got 66+% of the votes,less than the last election's 70+%,but hu cares when u win.Man U win 1-0,they get 3 points and qualify automatically to the Champions League,so hu really cares?
despite getting onli 66+%,i feel that it's not tt more ppl hate the PAP and supports the oppositon,but actually there are many PAP supporters who vote for the oppositon.
Reason--they want PAP to become aware of the drop in number of voters,onli then will they work hard for the people.
there were more people attending the opposition rallies in the past weeks.this was partly because of the people's curiosities.as u may have realised,the newspapers contained very little newes about the opposition,except those about the Gomez saga thingy.
PAP had a higher chance of winning the election.lets do some calculation,lets calculate the probability of them winning the election when in every consituence,they are contesting in it.they have about 50% chance to win it.the other parties have about 20% or even less.
all this adds a bit of spice into the election,without it,the election will be very very dull.
-japanese occupation faced death at Sunday, May 07, 2006

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Friday, May 05, 2006
in my blog,i will try to post on daily issues rather than my own personal life.cos i tink it's much diff from ppl where they blog about their life blah blah blah...
i dunno,i hope my method of blogging will be a flop.
if u have a problem with my blog then,voice it out.
-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 05, 2006

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Finally i have done it.Stupid blog took me 1 day,it could have been more if not for janice and jingshen.thks for the help.
-japanese occupation faced death at Friday, May 05, 2006

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